Hi.

 

My name is MiQ WLMT. MIKE WILLMOTT.

I am thirty two years old. I have been painting all my life. I like that. I like animals. I have a rabbit. Do you?

I was born in San Diego. Now I live in Chicago. It is very, very cold here. But I don't miss San Diego. I went to cartoon college. It is called Cal Arts. I went for two years. I quit.

One time, I went to see a movie called "Crumb". I liked it. I liked it so much that after the movie, I bought two "R. Crumb Devil Girl" chocolate bars for souveniers. I put them on my special shelf at home.

One time, I was working on a painting in my studio. I didn't know where my rabbit was. I went looking for him.

I found him. He was on my special shelf. He had one of my "R. Crumb Devil Girl" chocolate bars upright between his two tiny front paws. He was eating it like it was a carrot.

I was angry. I scolded him. He didn't seem to be sorry.

I put what was left of the "R. Crumb Devil Girl" chocolate bar on a higher special shelf. I forgave my rabbit. He did not seem to be thankful.

I like art. I like films. I like sleep. I like my beautiful red-headed long legged girl wife. I like my friends. I like Miller Lite. I like music. I still like my rabbit, when he is behaving. I don't know if I like you.

Thanks for coming.

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